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F.U.N.K RADIO SPRING 2014 PART II : FOR THE NON-DANCERS

Stuff that I couldn't squeeze on to the first F.U.N.K mix for Spring, alot less hip-hop, more drone, metal and electronics incl. a HALF HOUR from the astonishing Nemorensis. Yeah, going for the big sell here. Do check out the artists here in particular Ian Crause's amazing 'Vertical Axis' LP, Bolzer's awesome 'Aura EP' and Spark Master Tape's amazing 'The SWOUP Serengeti' mixtape.


 

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